Joke time!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Saving your documents.

Saving your documents, who?

I incorrectly saved my documents on my trial version of Scrivener and subsequently lost a few thousand words.

HA!

(Scrivener is a great product, just make sure you know what the hell you're doing when you use it! It was my fault entirely, not the software. They weren't good words, anyways.)

Advice?

Advice? I don’t have advice. Stop aspiring and start writing. If you’re writing, you’re a writer. Write like you’re a goddamn death row inmate and the governor is out of the country and there’s no chance for a pardon. Write like you’re clinging to the edge of a cliff, white knuckles, on your last breath, and you’ve got just one last thing to say, like you’re a bird flying over us and you can see everything, and please, for God’s sake, tell us something that will save us from ourselves. Take a deep breath and tell us your deepest, darkest secret, so we can wipe our brow and know that we’re not alone. Write like you have a message from the king. Or don’t. Who knows, maybe you’re one of the lucky ones who doesn’t have to. —Alan Watts

(via Neil's tumblr)

Resolution-ish

New Year's resolutions, for the most part, don't work. The stereotype holds relatively true: there's the fanfare and confetti and statements on January 1st, and then there's some serious effort, followed by less serious half-assery and then come March the treadmill/kendo sword/'X' For Dummies books are gathering dust in the garage. New Year's resolutions are pie crust promises.

I like resolutions. How bold, how daring, to try and reveal one's own flaws and attempt to set them aside! Just imagine all the Facebook posts and tweets you'll be able to post as you swear that you'll devote more time to learning Klingon or practicing sorcery. O, the passion and pageantry! O, the excuses to buy things related to said resolutions!

But they don't work. But I want them to work. I even made some of my own! Here are my resolutions for 2012 (behold!):

1) Finish first novel (including several revisions).
2) Become published.
3) Increase production of short stories.
4) Read more.

You can see what's wrong already, right? These goals are too big, too broad with no way to actually obtain them. They're ladders with a single rung waaaaaay at the top. So as all good little authors must, I've revised:

1) Achieve minimum word count of 850 towards novel each Writing Day.
2) Continue submission process, and maintain tracking spreadsheet for records. If a story is rejected, submit to new publication within 48 hours until publication sources are exhausted.
3) Achieve minimum word count of 500 towards short stories each Writing Day.
4) Get in habit of going to the library, selecting 1-2 books (no min/max) each time and reading them by the return date. Each return date, get a new book to read.
and I'll add:
5)Write minimum one podcast review every two weeks. Podcast reviews are to be written on Wednesday.

That puts my Writing Day word count goal at 1,350 total. Not as demanding as NaNoWriMo (1,667 words) and it is certainly more than I'm writing now. I think that divided between two separate projects the word count will be obtainable without becoming daunting. If I'm stuck on one story, I can switch to another.

The other resolutions involve practices I already do and want to maintain (submissions), and habits I need to get back into (reading and podcast reviews).

And the list is malleable. If I finish the first draft of the novel, then there will be a new set of mid-year resolutions involving letting my writing group hit me over the head for several revisions and keeping to editing deadlines. Maybe I'll have to change my word count goals due to circumstances that pop up, or the podcast review blog will take off (HAR! I can dream.) and will demand more attention or hell, Tiamat could bring down judgement and I'll have to bugger off with a great sword to fight against the Apocalypse.

Oh! I forgot one:

6) Practice ukulele.

Because I got a ukulele for Christmas. Priorities, yo.

So what do you think? Obtainable goals? A list that I'll set aside by February? Do you have any resolutions?

How to Get Ideas

(via Incidental Comics)

Scrivener for Windows Beta!

Scrivener has long been touted as an incredibly useful tool for all manner of writers. It is apparently a font of organization and clarity within first drafts, and people make it sound like milk and honey pour out of your damn computer each time you use it.

And it is only for Macs.

UNTIL NOW.

Scrivener for Windows beta is up! There is also a special 2011 NaNoWriMo version, in which if you manage to complete your 50k words you get a 50% discount on the official version of Scrivener for Windows. Which is pretty sweet.

I've just started the tutorial for the NaNoWriMo version (it lasts longer than the basic beta and includes a 20% discount even if you fail the 50K goal). Outlining stories has always been a weak point for me, and I don't trust myself to leave the second half of a story entirely to exploration, so hopefully this will be of some aid! I'll give my thoughts on the program in a week or two.

Neil's advice to young writers

(via Neil's Tumblr)

Submission!

This past week, I submitted my new short story, "Planetfall", to the Writers of the Future contest. It's the best thing I've ever written, and also serves as the prologue to the novel I'm drafting right now.

A friend of the blog, Tarly Crowbridge, won the Artists of the Future contest in one of the earlier quarters this year. I got my story in before the end of September, so if I win, my story will appear in the same anthology as her art.

Furthermore, if "Planetfall" wins, Kalisa has the right to be bitter towards me until the stars fall from the sky.

Wish me luck.